What the election needs to really get people interested: Ninjas vs Pirates

I was just reading a post on Jen’s blog and I don’t agree with a lot of what she has to say, mostly because she is one of those crazy right wing republicans (if you read this, you know I don’t hold it against you) and I am pretty much as far left as you can on the liberal scale.

Her post does bring up a good point though. You see crap tons of advertising for shows for the fall TV season and you’ll see a bunch more once the election is over and they start to push spring TV. Why don’t the campaigns put out some really good ads?

I have some ideas guys. Trust me America can’t handle these which would make them great.

One day in 1767, when the young warrior left his village to find wood to make a drum, he was attacked by four men who surrounded him and took him captive. Kunta awakens to find himself blindfolded, gagged, bound and prisoner of the white men. Haley describes how they humiliate the young warrior by stripping him naked, probing him in every orifice, and branding him with a hot iron. He and others are put on a slave ship for a nightmarish three month journey to America.

  • Sara Palin in a bikini in a beer commercial. This one is great because it could air during Sunday football and would score really well with me.
  • How about John McCain in a robe wondering around a house looking for his slippers?
These commercials would help to get young people to start talking about and maybe even giving a shit about where this country is going to go in the next four years.
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